Thursday, June 30, 2005

Yummy Food : Kaushal Patel

Look @ Yummy Food ! WOW









My ABCD : Kaushal Patel

A for apple and B for bat...
ABC's of my life.....
I have had one alphabet each for every year till now as I turned 26 recently...Feels awesome...

A is for Age - Well I am 26 and just finished the real A to Z cycle of my life:D

B is for Books - I love books and they are not my best friends but my "SOUL FRIENDS"

C is for Career - I am a software engineer looking to make a career that will not make me hate mondays..Rather so some THINKER's job!

D is for Daddy - who is someone I love so much that words cant describe. A man who gave me everything I could ask for and I could not ask for...

E is for Electronic items. -Esp my laptop and mp3 player

F is for Friends - Well if life is a tough pill, they make my swallowing easier..and so beautifully

G is for Games - I love games:D From Chess to what not!(Include the computer games please!)

H is for Hometown - Polluted City-Ahmedabad ;) ...I love it like anything....Life rocks in Ahmedabad(Please dont leave a comment about this!)

I is for Internet - Google, Thy Name -Everything to me:-))

J is for Jokes - I love reading jokes...Laughter is the best medicine

K is for Kids - Wow! They help me keep my sanity:D

L is for Life-I celebrate life!

M is for Mom - She is the key that winds my life into right tracks..an angel who is always there to see my days are nothing but the best:-)

N is for Nights - I love nights...Dark, chilly,cold and rianing outside..while I snuggle into a sweet slumber beneath my pillows...while the moon is shying away amidst the clouds

O is for Old people - I love old people...esp. my granny.I am what I am now because of my granny.

P is for Problems - Bugs give me the hoovie-joovies

Q is for Quotes -I love quotes which reflect wit and wisdom

R is for Relationships -Friends, affectionate bonds...siblings...cousins..relatives..all wonderful little things amonst us that keeps us going and binding us always

S is for Soulmate-My soulmate means everything to me...he is my entire universe

T is for Telephone-I love talking on the phone(Please include cell phones too)

U is for Uniqueness in every person and everything

V if for Vegetarian -I am a proud veggie by chance and choice

W is for Winter-I love winters..More than summers

X - is for XMAS trees-I love them a lot..(who doesnt like presents?;-))

Y is for Yummy food - I do mean chocolates and cheese

My Favorite 1
Z is for Zodiac sign - mine is Gemini!(Gem+in+i=Gem in me) No wonder I am a shining jewel:-)(Always that is!)

So that was my ABC of life...

What is yours????????

I dont intend to start a tag here. But feel free to blog on the ABC of life or ABC of career or ABC of cars or ABC of things you hate..etc.,

And if you do by any chance....make sure you let me know..So that I can read and relish them!

Amul Ads: Kaushal Patel [Thanks to Het]

I had been to one of my favourite blog yesterday on Celebrating Life!. She posted some of the good ads featured in the olden days comic books like Amar Chitra katha, Chandamama etc. These are some of the books for kids in olden days which were quite famous when there was not a seperate cartoon network channel or now I can say there quite many kids channel around. I was quite aficionado to Supremo, Superman, Phantom, Spiderman from the comics.As grown ups, even at this age I am fond of such things. Then there was one more thing i still like to watch out for and don't want to miss. Its the advertisement of Amul Butter. The concept they take is just fabulous. Here is my post dedicated to those lovely ads. Below are few of the images from those ads.


On Mallika Sherawat's first international film 'The Myth' with Jackie Chan - May'05


On Greg Chappell of Australia being appointed new coach of the Indian Cricket Team - May'05
Greg Chappel

On the successful filmstar of yesteryears and Union Sports Minister Sunil Dutt who passed away on 25.5.05 - May'05

Sunil Dutt


Take off on the bollywood film 'Bunty aur Babli' - June'05

Bunty aur Babli

On the present price war between various Airlines - June'05

Airlines

Poaching controversy involving ex-India Cricket captain - June'05

Nawab Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi

On Pop Icon Michael Jackson being acquitted of all molestation charges - June'05

Michael Jackson

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Google File System : Kaushal Patel

GMail Drive is a Shell Namespace Extension thatcreates a virtual filesystem around your Google GMailaccount, allowing you to use GMail as a storagemedium.

GMail Drive creates a virtual filesystem on top ofyour Google GMail account and enables you to save andretrieve files stored on your GMail account directlyfrom inside Windows Explorer.

GMail Drive literally adds a new drive to yourcomputer under the My Computer folder, where you cancreate new folders, copy and drag'n'drop files to.

Ever since Google started to offer users a GMaile-mail account, which includes storage space of a 2000+ megabytes, you have had plenty of storage space butnot a lot to fill it up with.

With GMail Drive you can easily copy files to yourGMail account and retrieve them again. When you createa new file using GMail Drive, it generates an e-mailand posts it to your account.

The e-mail appears in your normal Inbox folder, andthe file is attached as an e-mail attachment. GMailDrive periodically checks your mail account (using theGMail search function) to see if new files havearrived and to rebuild the directory structures.

But basically GMail Drive acts as any other hard-driveinstalled on your computer.You can copy files to and from the GMail Drive foldersimply by using drag'n'drop like you're used to withthe normal Explorer folders.

Because the GMail files will clutter up your Inboxfolder, you may wish to create a filter in GMail toautomatically move the files (prefixed with theGMAILFS letters) to your archived mail folder.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

English is an Interesting Language : Kaushal Patel

Some correct but funny sentences :

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

Now, Here are some of the facts :

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
Quicksand takes you down slowly..
Boxing rings are square..
Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If I wind up my watch It starts.. But when I wind up a poem It ends.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? HUMANS ???
Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital ?
Why do you Park on driveways and Drive on parkways ?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day And as cold as hell on another ??


English reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)

Some Interesting Things to know in Windows XP : Kaushal Patel


Change Internet Explorer Browser Title Text

Want to know how to customize the Title bar text of the Internet Explorer.
Click Start > Run > Type gpedit.msc
Click User Configuration > Windows Setting > Internet Explorer Maintenance > Browser User Interface
Double click on Browser Title
Click on Customize Title Bars
Change the text to what whatever you want
Click on Ok
Now you changed the title of your browser and you sure see what you wrote when you open a New Widow.

Change Drive Letters in Windows XP

When you add drives to your computer, such as an extra hard drive, a CD drive, or a storage device that corresponds to a drive, Windows automatically assigns letters to the drives. However, this assignment might not suit your system; for example, you might have mapped a network drive to the same letter that Windows assigns to a new drive. When you want to change drive letters, follow these steps:
Right-click My Computer, and then click Manage.
Under Computer Management, click Disk Management. In the right pane, you’ll see your drives listed. CD-ROM drives are listed at the bottom of the pane.
Right-click the drive or device you want to change, and then click Change Drive Letter and Paths.
Click Change, click Assign the following drive letter, click the drive letter you want to assign, and then click OK.

Change Web Page Font Size on the Fly

If your mouse contains a wheel for scrolling, you can change font size on the fly when viewing a Web page.
Press and hold Ctrl.
Scroll down (or towards yourself) to enlarge the font size.
Scroll up (or away from yourself) to reduce the font size.
You might find it useful to reduce font size when printing a Web page, so that you can fit more content on the page.

Create a Personal Screen Saver

For a great way to put your digital photos to work, try creating a slide show presentation for use as a screen saver.
Right–click an empty spot on your desktop, and then click Properties.
Click the Screen Saver tab.
In the Screen saver list, click My Pictures Slideshow.
Click Settings to make any adjustments, such as how often the pictures should change, what size they should be, and whether you’ll use transition effects between pictures, and then click OK.
Now your screen saver is a random display of the pictures taken from your My Pictures folder.

Make Use Of Your Windows Key

The Windows logo key, located in the bottom row of most computer keyboards is a little-used treasure. Don't' ignore it. It is the shortcut anchor for the following commands:
Windows: Display the Start menu
Windows + D: Minimize or restore all windows
Windows + E: Display Windows Explorer
Windows + F: Display Search for files
Windows + Ctrl + F: Display Search for computer
Windows + F1: Display Help and Support Center
Windows + R: Display Run dialog box
Windows + break: Display System Properties dialog box
Windows + shift + M: Undo minimize all windows
Windows + L: Lock the workstation
Windows + U: Open Utility Manager
Windows + Q: Quick switching of users (Powertoys only)
Windows + Q: Hold Windows Key, then tap Q to scroll thru the different users on your PC

One-Click Shutdown

If you have Clean Sweep Deluxe, you should disable it before proceeding. Follow these directions to create a one-click shutdown shortcut:
Navigate to your Desktop.
On the Desktop, right-click and go to New, then to Shortcut (in other words, create a new shortcut).
You should now see a pop-up window instructing you to enter a command line path.Enter one of these as the path: SHUTDOWN -s -t 01
If the C: drive is not your local hard drive, then replace "C" with the correct letter of the hard drive.
Click the "Next" button.
Name the shortcut and click the "Finish" button.
Now whenever you want to shut down, just click on this shortcut and you're done. Also, if you want to make life better and faster, you can right-click the new shortcut you just made, go to Properties, and type in X (or whatever letter) in the Shortcut Key box.

Use AutoComplete to Enter Addresses Faster in Internet Explorer 6

The AutoComplete feature in Internet Explorer 6 can fill in the prefix and suffix of Web addresses so all you must enter is the name.
Just type the name in the address bar and hold down the Control key while you press Enter. Internet Explorer 6 automatically adds the http:// and the www. and the .com.
For example, click in Address bar and type MSN, and then hold down the Control key and press Enter. Internet Explorer 6 will go to the address http://www.msn.com
Speed Up Those Searches

Windows can create an index of the files on your computer to speed up searching.
Open Search, then choose Change preferences and then With Indexing Service (for faster local searches).

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu : Kaushal Patel

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu(made during his commentary of the cricket matches):

1.That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it..

2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

5.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

7.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

12.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls!

16.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

17.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.

18.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the> first two bites too.

20.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

22.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23.Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25.The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! A hard-boiled egg.

28.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29.The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

30. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and U don't matter...

31. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

Mark your calendars, this is going to be neat ! : Kaushal Patel

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.


The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10 p. m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a. m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a. m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN

Monday, June 27, 2005

T I T A N I C ,Newspaper Picture : Kaushal Patel

Original Newspaper Clipping of TITANIC’s News on 16th April 1912

Benefits Of Getting Married : Kaushal Patel

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assignedto the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Thoughinitially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two weretired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in thelower.



At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,saying, "Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach intothe closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't wepretend that we're married?""Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.



"Good," she replies. "Get up and get your own damn blanket."

Very Busy. Big Job to do. : Kaushal Patel

One of the dumbest things you can do with money is spend it.
- Robert Wilson


Look @ this pic.

FACTS ABOUT BILL GATES : Kaushal Patel

1.Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's
about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!


2.If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even
bother to pick it up b'coz within the 4 seconds he picks it, he
would've already earned it back.


3.The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if
Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will
finish it in less then 10 years.


4.He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but
still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.


5.Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual
income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for
277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.


6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the
37th richest country on earth.


7.If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1
notes, you can make a road from the earth to moon,
14 times back and forth. But you have to make that
road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713
BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.


8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he
will live for another 35 years, he has to spend
US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money
before he goes to heaven.


Last but not the least : My Favourite........!!! If
Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every
time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows,
Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years

Shayries Near My Heart : Kaushal Patel

Ae baarish zara tham ke baras,

Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,

Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,

Phir itna baras ki woh jaa na sake.


Aasoon Ko Ankhon Ki Dehleez Par Laya Na Karo,

Apne Dil Ki Haalat Kisi Ko Bataya Na Karo,

Log Muthhi Bhar Namak Liye Ghooma Karte Hain,

Apne Zakhm Kisi Ko Dikhaaya Na Karo!


Mat kar Yakeen sirf Apne Hatho ki Lakeeron pe..,

Taqdeer to Unki bhi hoti hai jine Hath nahi hote!!!


Mujhse mat puch mere hamdammere dil ki baat

is mein kuch parda nashinoo ke naam aate hain


ham to dariya hein hamein apna hunar maloom hai,

jis taraf chal pareinge rasta ho jayega


Yeh naksha ho gaya hai mera soda-e-mohabbat mai

meri surat mere yaaro se pahechani nahi jati....


Sab kuch Khuda sey maang liya Tujh ko Maang karUth'tay nahin hain haath Merey,

Iss Dua ke baad


' Woh' jinn ki khaatir, Hum ne saari sarhadein toreenUnhi ne Aaj kaha hai ke apni " Had " mein raho


Jab tak bikey na thay Hum, koi poochta na thaToou ne Khareed ke Humein Anmol kar diya


Thanks to Sanjay