Saturday, July 30, 2005

Amazing Bill Gates Facts : Kaushal Patel

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76

G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83

I = 1
I = 1
I = 1
--------------
= 666

666!!! What is this? Wait, there's more!

M S - D O S _ 6 . 2 1
77 + 83 + 45 + 68 + 79 + 83 + 32 + 54 + 46 + 50 + 49 = 666

Again? But even that is not all!

W I N D O W S 9 5
87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 53 + 1 = 666

"Coincidence? I think not!" writes the originator. "Coincidence? Oh, yes!" I say. He even cheated on the last one, adding that number one on the end. Coincidence or not, this is a fine example of how people try to make fun of Bill Gates, and of all famous persons, for that matter. This particular one made it pretty funny, though.


Bill Gates has been heard saying that he wishes to become the first private citizen put into space. He is worth enough money to fund his own mission to Mars, twice.

Bill Gates is worth enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4 year college

According to the National Coalition for the Homeless, there are 760,000 homeless people in America. Bill could give each of them $42,133.53.

According to the people at Save the Children it costs $240 to sponsor one child for a year. This means that Bill could save 133,422,850 (133.42 Million) of the children. Of course, there are only 58.5 million people (adults included) in all of Ethiopia.

According to the people at Make-A-Wish, it costs between $3000 and $4000 to grant a wish to an ill child. Assuming an average of $3500 per wish, Bill could grant the wishes of 9,148,995 or 9.15 Million children.

It costs roughly $30,000 to purchase the supplies to build a 3 bedroom home for Habitat for Humanity. (Labor is donated.) Bill could donate supplies for 1,067,382 homes. Since these are 3 bedroom homes, let’s assume 4 1/2 occupants per house; Bill could house 4,803,222 people.

He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$ 5 Million for his pocket money.

Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.


Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Friday, July 08, 2005

Enjoy this conversation.... : Kaushal Patel

Husband (Returning late from work ) :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: By Default

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use... Try after some time.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.

Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.

BEST IS THE SELF APPRAISAL : Kaushal Patel

One of the dumbest things you can do with money is spend it.
- Robert Wilson



A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the
buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation.

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"

The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of
North Palm Beach, Florida."

Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."

The little boy replied, "No thanks: I was just checking on the job I already have!"

Moral: BEST IS THE SELF APPRAISAL

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Honeymoon Spot [BORA-BORA ISLAND] : Kaushal Patel

These islands are very much real and a part of ' French Polynesia".
You can search on google for " bora bora island " .





My Favourite 1













Sunday, July 03, 2005

Fruits and Personalities : Kaushal Patel

1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear



Did you know that you can tell what kind of personalities people have

by the kind of fruits they like?

Click on the name of the fruit you picked to see your personality.


ORANGE


If an orange is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who
has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things
slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by
hard work. You tend to be shy, but are reliable and a
trustworthy friend. You select your partner with care and you love
with all your heart. You avoid conflict at all costs.

APPLE


If an apple is your favorite fruit, you are an extravagant,
impulsive and outspoken person, often with a bit of a
temper. While you may not be the best organizer yourself,
you make a good team leader and are good at moving things
forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You
enjoy travel immensely. You ooze with charm when you are
with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for life,
unmatched by most.

BANANA


You are a softie! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by
nature is the banana lover. You often lack in
self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often
take advantage of your sweet temperedness, and sheer
vulnerability to a situation. You adore your partner in
every which way, both for their mental and physical beauty!
Because of the way you are, your relationship is always very
much in harmony!

COCONUT


The coconut lover is a serious, very thoughtful and
contemplative person. Though you enjoy socializing, you are
particular about the company you keep. You tend to be
stubborn but not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted
and alert, you ensure that you are right on top of any given
scenario, especially at work. You need a partner with brains
and while passion is important it certainly isn't
everything for you.


PINEAPPLE


You are quick to decide and even quicker to act.
You are brave in making career changes.
You have exceptional organizing abilities and are
undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be
self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with
others. Though you don't often make friends very
quickly, once you do, it is for life. You rarely, if
ever, make romantic overtures. Your partner is often
impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in
your ability to show affection.

PAPAYA


You are truly fearless and take much that happens in life
in stride. You give considerable thought to things you
do. You have a sense of humor that along with your generous
nature keeps you in most people's good books. You are a
go-getter in your professional life, and have a knack for
being in the right place at the right time. You enjoy
meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever you can.
Your sense of humor is what attracts members of the opposite
sex to you more than anything else. It is simply charming!

MANGO


A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with, quite
often it's a person who has quite fixed ideas, and
influencing you is not an easy task. You tend to be an
extremist with strong likes and dislikes, and at times even
like to control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in
something that presents mental challenge. Strong as you may
be, you are like a kitten when you are with your partner.
You accommodate the love of your life, and make up for all
the strong will elsewhere!

CHERRY


If cherry is your favorite fruit, life isn't always as sweet
for you. You often face ups and downs, particularly
professionally, and find that you make small sums of $$$,
instead of a lump sum. You have a fertile imagination and
are often involved in creative pursuits. You are a very
sincere and loyal partner, but find that expressing your
feelings is not very easy. Your home is your haven, and you
love nothing more than being surrounded by close family and
your beloved partner.


BLACK GRAPES


You are a polite person in general, but do have quick
flare-ups of temper that cool down just as quickly. You
enjoy beauty in all forms, including beautiful people. You
are very popular because of your warm, gregarious nature.
You have a zest for life, you enjoy everything you do, right
from the way you dress, to your style and your day-to-day
life. Your partner must share your zeal and zing for life to
enjoy all you have to offer!


PEACH


Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life and all its lush
ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite frank and
outspoken, which adds to your charm. You are quick to
forgive and forget; and value your friendships highly. You
have an independent and ambitious streak in you, that makes
you a real go-getter. You are the ideal lover, fiery and
passionate but sincere and faithful in love. You don't
however like to display all that passion in public.

CUSTARD APPLE


You are a modest and conservative person who can be quite
sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful and
contemplative, and therefore are rarely rash in doing
things. You are quite ambitious and are good at anything
that requires much detailing or working with numbers. You
are quick at finding fault with others. While looking for a
partner, you value a person's intellect far above their
looks or good old passion. You are quite shy and not very
comfortable demonstrating affection.

PEAR


If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully,
but by and large you tend to be fickle and have trouble
completing a task with the enthusiasm you started it with.
You need to know the results of your efforts almost immediately.
You enjoy mental stimulation and love to get into a good discussion!

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